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"The man who would go down to the sea for pleasure would go to Hell for a vacation."

I shall assume then, you do not sail.

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No John, never have much liked sailing. My tastes run to “stinkpots”, which is what sailors call motor-vessels.

When I used to get trapped into “sailing”, I was generally shunned after making my standard comment that, “If you would just get all that crap (masts, booms, the lot) off the deck, and crank up the motor, then we could GO someplace.”

But again, looking at those motor vessels in your photographs, THOSE poor bastards just want to get HOME!